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WARNING: The opinions expressed within ARE the opinions of this blog author with the exception of those left in comments by people other than me. Otherwise, they MAY be the opinions of the blog author..."
Wednesday, August 18 2010 @ 12:02 AM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 12
#1 - Please make sure that your pic when clicked on is larger than a postage stamp.
#2 - If you are going to post a picture of you and your best friend please make sure that you let us know which one you are.
#2b - If you are going to post a picture of a group of you and your girlfriends at least make sure you are one of the cute ones in the group.
#3 - Stop downloading pics off of the Internet and posting them as your own.
#4 - If you are going to post a picture of yourself in skimpy clothing at least make sure they fit properly.
#5 - Black and white pictures are acceptable as long as they aren't from when you were 18 back in 1942.
#6 - Mom's, stop trying to out-skank your already skanky daughter. You passed her the title and now want it back? It doesn't work like that. Your time to shine has passed.
Thursday, July 29 2010 @ 08:49 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 6
Sometimes the smallest things that we have in our every day lives can be taken for granted. We never realize how good we have it until those things are gone. Take electricity for example. What do you do when there is a power outage? The last time the power went out at my house it was early in the morning and I actually went outside to do some work I had been meaning get done since I could not logon to the computer or watch any TV. Maybe the power should go out more often. LOL.
There have been many times that I have seen posts on people's Facebook statuses talking about how they had gone to a store somewhere to escape the heat in their house because, lets face it, air conditioning is an expensive luxury that MANY people take for granted. Even things like a washer and dryer or even a dishwasher get taken for granted. How many people have to pack up all of their clothes into the car, drive it to the laundromat, and stay there for a couple hours only to lug everything back home. Lucky people have these things at their beck and call every day and don't realize how good they have it.
So, the next time you think you have it hard take a look around at those who are less fortunate. Things could be worse.
Monday, May 17 2010 @ 11:19 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 41
Dear BP Scientists,
Instead of trying to save your precious oil from being lost forever at the ocean floor why don't you just plug up the well and not let anymore oil destroy the fishing industry and whatever else may be affected by this catastrophe.
You had it right when you shoved that oversize catheter into the tube to try and salvage some of the oil coming out but it didn't work so well. Now, what you need to do is what I have dubbed "Operation Heavy Flow Day". Take your catheter concept and shove another tube up the hole packed with an inflatable balloon and on the other end a high pressure air hose. Once the tube is inserted deep enough blast a huge burst of air into the balloon blowing it out of the tube and inflating it to plug up the leaky well. Now instead of the world's largest catheter you have the worlds largest tampon. Problem Solved!!