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WARNING: The opinions expressed within ARE the opinions of this blog author with the exception of those left in comments by people other than me. Otherwise, they MAY be the opinions of the blog author..."
Wednesday, March 24 2010 @ 08:43 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 31
1. You drive past a farmers market and look for Mastery signs before deciding to pull in and buy anything. 2. You see a baby calf and wonder if anyone has claimed it yet. 3. You see a pile of hay bales and wonder if a farmer is blocked in behind them. 4. Your neighbor starts putting up a fence and you get worried he is going to get the blue ribbon before you. 5. On birthdays and holidays you ask everyone to send you a Mystery Gift. 6. You trespass in your neighbors yard looking for Cultivators and Beetles. 7. You asked your grandmother to make you a needlepoint to complete one of your collections. 8. You are angry because your garden tractor only does 1 plot at a time. 9. You made a Facebook account for your kids and/or pets so you can send yourself gifts. 10. You are at level 70. 11. You put off doing regular activities because your crops are 99% ready. 12. You named your dog Zynga. 13. You plant crops that take 3-4 days to harvest if you are going away for the weekend. 14. It takes you over an hour to tend to your farm. 15. You can tell someone how to play the game in your sleep.
Thursday, February 04 2010 @ 01:23 AM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 23
I say "Go For It." Why bother going to the moon when we could can that project and head straight to Mars instead. What we need to do is make a mobile Space Station. Take the ISS, strap some rockets on to it, load it with supplies and turn that fucker into the U.S.S. Enterprise. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
Monday, September 14 2009 @ 06:44 AM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 81
2009 Awards (Unofficial):
Shortest Dress: Leighton Meester Tightest Outfit: Katie Perry Best Use of Double-Sided Tape: Beyonce Most Ridiculous: Kanye West Skimpiest Outfit: Lady Gaga Best Cameltoe: Katie Perry Most Risque Performance: Beyonce Most Dominatrix: Shakira Best Performance Wearing a Pastie: Pink Worst Time to Get Your Period: Lady Gaga Best Selfless Moment: Beyonce