The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.

Thank you for your help.

Signed,
Governor Spitzer.

It's OK to vent once in a while or share your feelings, but when it comes to the Internet people go a little too far.  Some don't realize that once you post something to the Internet it is there forever. 

Take the video I watched earlier that was made by a woman who is angry about her husband wanting a divorce.  She went on and on about how shes mad that he wont give her the money she was promised and that they had no sex during their relationship even though she found condoms and viagra.  Who cares!  Nobody needs to know about your life.  Not only is it tacky, but she basically rewed herself with the stupid video because she admitted to never having sex and thus never consumating their marriage.  Who's the dope now?

I also think it is tacky to post your mood and feelings every damn day on sites like MySpace or Facebook.  One day you are happy... The next day you are sad.  What?  Do you want all of the people on your friends list to feel bad for you and leave comments saying how they want to know why you are feeling that way?  Get a damn life.  People have no concern for privacy at all these days.

Haven't you ever heard of a drill?  First of all, a .22 caliber bullet hole WILL NOT be large enough to run the dual wires from a satellite dish anyways so what was this dope thinking?  Secondly, if you MUST shoot a hole through your wall wouldn't you think it would be better to shoot from the inside out?  How dumb can people be?  Next time use a drill buddy.

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It seems that this dog is not taking any chances.  He sits and prays with his master every day.

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