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WARNING: The opinions expressed within ARE the opinions of this blog author with the exception of those left in comments by people other than me. Otherwise, they MAY be the opinions of the blog author..."
Wednesday, June 02 2010 @ 06:18 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 18
Dear BP Scientists,
Here's another idea for ya. Why not drill two holes on a diagonal towards the broken pipe and just crimp the fucking thing??? This may not stop the well from leaking, but it will slow it down a bit while you so called geniuses figure this shit out. Are you seriously going to let the well leak until August when the "relief well" is completed???
Monday, May 17 2010 @ 11:19 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 41
Dear BP Scientists,
Instead of trying to save your precious oil from being lost forever at the ocean floor why don't you just plug up the well and not let anymore oil destroy the fishing industry and whatever else may be affected by this catastrophe.
You had it right when you shoved that oversize catheter into the tube to try and salvage some of the oil coming out but it didn't work so well. Now, what you need to do is what I have dubbed "Operation Heavy Flow Day". Take your catheter concept and shove another tube up the hole packed with an inflatable balloon and on the other end a high pressure air hose. Once the tube is inserted deep enough blast a huge burst of air into the balloon blowing it out of the tube and inflating it to plug up the leaky well. Now instead of the world's largest catheter you have the worlds largest tampon. Problem Solved!!
Friday, May 16 2008 @ 07:44 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 72
I don't see what the big deal is over gay marriages. I say, if they want to get married then let them. I don't hear anyone bitching about people being able to marry one of their cousins, but that is legal in some states as well. If some dude wants to marry another dude, then that just means more ladies out there for those who are not gay. The same goes with women. All you homophobes out there need to calm the hell down and chill. I say, if someone isn't bothering you then let it be. What's the difference if the gay couple down the street from you are married or not? Either way, they'll still be gay and still be living together down the street from you.
Tuesday, August 14 2007 @ 09:16 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 143
I am beginning to think that amusement parks are turning into death traps lately. Is there going to be a need for a new government agency that monitors and gives out fines for poorly maintained amusement rides? Personally, I am not a big fan of amusement park rides and these cases are yet another reason for me to NOT want to go on any of them.
Tuesday, December 26 2006 @ 06:07 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 1,085
NORTH POLE (Dec. 26) - Santa is being investigated by international authorities and will be arrested today for nine billion counts of breaking and entering. The case, which spans more than a century, finally came to an end this year due to the rising amount of childrens handheld video cameras which were setup across the globe to try and catch a glimpse of the jolly St. Nick. International police agencies confiscated over twenty thousand recordings of the red coated man gaining access to residents by means of an open chimney and various other methods. If convicted, Clause can face up to 10 months of house arrest for each count. Looks like this will be the last year of Christmas.
Tuesday, October 03 2006 @ 05:26 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 162
What makes a kid bring a gun to school and shoot someone? After all these school shootings the question is always the same. What was wrong with him and why did he do it? Was it because he had no friends? Was it because he was being bullied?
Who wasnt picked on at least once during their school years? I know I have. People used to make fun of me for the way i dressed, the way i looked, and plenty of other stupid reasons. That didn't make me want to grab a gun and go on a shooting spree though. When i was little my father bought me an AK-47 for a communion present. Yeah, an AK-47... Just like the ones they give little kids in 3rd world countries. Throughout my childhood I had access to many guns and stuff, but I never decided to take one to school... Maybe it was the fact that I knew if I did I might as well shoot myself because as soon as I got home my father was going to anyway or was it just the fact that I respected firearms? Either way, I wasn't stupid enough to even plan such an event. Let alone carry one out.
Thursday, September 07 2006 @ 06:01 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 168
Why do we bother to have trials for terrorists? Did any of the people killed on September 11th have a trial? No. These terrorists come over here and bomb us or plot to kill us and then we capture them and hold them for trial. Why waste the time? They come from places in the world where you can be shot dead on the street just for being there and they get away with it. We haven't been like that since the 1800's back in the wild west.
I believe that if you are a terrorist, are training to be a terrorist, or even smell like a terrorist then you should be shot dead on the spot. We need to do more precision bombings and knock out whole cells in one blow. I am glad that asshole that cut off that American's head was killed during that raid. They should have cut his head off and carried around on a stake for all the other terrorists to see just what would happen to them. I am hoping that my contribution in the area of military weapons will come in handy and kill a whole bunch of terrorists dead in their sleep.
Monday, August 14 2006 @ 03:06 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 85
Do we see a pattern forming here?
In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Middle Eastern Islamist male
In 1972, 11 Israeli athletes were killed at the Munich Olympics by Middle Eastern Islamist males
In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by Middle Eastern Islamist males
During the 1980's numerous Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Middle Eastern Islamist males
In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Middle Eastern Islamist males In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70-year-old disabled American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by Middle Eastern Islamist males
In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by Middle Eastern Islamist males
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Middle Eastern Islamist males In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed by Middle Eastern Islamist males
In 1995, a plot to blow up U.S.-bound international flights over the Pacific was attempted by Middle Eastern Islamist males
In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Middle Eastern Islamist males
In 2000, 17 sailors died in an attack on the USS Cole (DDG 67) in Yemen by Middle Eastern Islamist males
On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked -- two flown into the World Trade Centers, one into the Pentagon and one into the ground in rural Pennsylvania. They were hijacked by Middle Eastern Islamist males
In 2002 the United States liberated Afghanistan from Middle Eastern Islamist males.
In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl and other...
Monday, August 14 2006 @ 02:44 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 108
Poor Dave Navarro... Now this is a tough one. Both women are equally as hot and I don't know which one I would choose. I saw Jenna Jameson on a special in HBO the other night and she looked beautiful. She wasn't even completely naked either. A lot of the women in the industry look up to her as their role model because she paved the way for todays young starlets.
Thursday, July 20 2006 @ 03:19 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 241
This is probably the most expensive date in history, but come on now... It's Jessica Biel. I would have her wear the outfit she wore in Texas Chainsaw Massacre if it was me taking her out on a date. Who would I pay $30,000 to go out on a date with??? Julie Stiles. She is just plain gorgeous and looks like a down-to-earth girl.