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WARNING: The opinions expressed within ARE the opinions of this blog author with the exception of those left in comments by people other than me. Otherwise, they MAY be the opinions of the blog author..."
Friday, May 18 2007 @ 04:01 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 133
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of Falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the Ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, They're amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to Women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something Acceptable enough to have dinner with.
Friday, December 15 2006 @ 11:01 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 144
You know that old saying "Nice guys finish last." ?? Well, i think that the saying should be changed to something more believable such as "Nice guys don't finish at all." That would be a more suitable saying. Why is it that whenever you are nice to someone and actually show an interest in them other than getting in their pants you end up getting used or they think that there is something wrong with you? The words "too good to be true" seem to come up from time to time.
With this in mind, I am working on my new book entitled "Don't Forget to Wipe Your Feet On the Way Out Too: A Nice Guy's Guide to Being Used and Cheated". Look for it online or in stores soon!
Friday, October 06 2006 @ 02:59 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 162
I never got this one. But apparently I am not the only one since there are articles about it.
So many girls out there are dating guys that are jerks. And they know it too... I am so tired of hearing girls complaining about how they can't stand their boyfriends and that they are always treating them like crap or cheating on them. If that's the case then just leave. People never change. They are set in their ways and thats that. Even if they do seem like they have changed it is usually just a temporary fix and they will be back to their old selves in no time. So for all the girls out there that are with a guy thats a jerk, just remember... There are nice guys out there. You just need to open your eyes and see them standing right in front of your face.
Friday, August 25 2006 @ 02:51 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 136
Not to sound shallow, but I have seen way too many of the symptoms mentioned in this article. When I am interested in a girl I have to stop and ask myself a few questions just to be on the safe side. I am a very observant person and I remember pretty much everything so trying to get one past me is a little hard.
Some questions I ask myself are:
1. Is she a gold digger?
Does she ask me over and over again to buy her things? Does she continuously hint at things she wants expecting me to just whip out my wallet and buy it for her right there? Does she not have a job and ask me to borrow money constantly for stupid reasons?? If you expect me to buy you something on the first date besides dinner and a movie you are sadly mistaken. Maybe a little something to remember the date by, but definitely not that purse you have been eyeballing waiting for the right sucker to come along and snatch it up for you. Sorry, that sucker is still waiting to be found.
2. Does she constantly need to be talking to everyone?
Does your cell phone ring off the hook while we are out or do you have the decency to turn the *censored*ing thing off for the time we are together? Now, there are a few exceptions to this rule that I can live with. If she has kids then obviously the phone should stay on. If she is in som profession where she is on call all the time is acceptable too. Other than that, if your ex calls during the date or you receive more than 2 text messages forget about it. I don't need drama in my life and am too busy to be worrying about scheduling time with you in between your busy schedule.
3. Are her stories consistent?
If there is one thing that I hate the most its a LIAR... If you lie to me you are out the door. I am not talking about a little white lie here and there, but a lie that is just plain wrong. I have no time to be messing with liars or people that exaggerate their stories. You are not impressing me about that time that you did something where something else happened and you did something excellent.. If I wasnt there to see it and it sounds too good to be true then it probably is. Don't waste my time with your stupid stories. Being yourself will impress me more.
4. Does she need to be the center of attention?
Being the center of attention is ok sometimes, but not when I am trying to tell you something and you interrupt me to turn the story around and make it about you. The thing i hate the most is when I am listening to someone tell me a story and when it comes my turn to respond or just acknowledge what they are saying and I put in a bit about my experiences and just get the "ya.. and this other time..." bullshit. I listened attentively to what you had to talk about so the least you can do is listen to me and not automatically change things back to your attention.
5. Is she too clingy?
I am not talking about being together and holding hands or anything like that. I am talking about the "where are you going?? when are you coming back?? how come you aren't here yet??" type. Shit happens. Just because it normally takes me 10 minutes to get to your house and this time it took me 20 it doesnt mean i need to get the 3rd degree. What if I had to stop and get gas? What if there was traffic due to an accident. A lot of things can happen that would make it take longer for me to get to where you are besides the bullshit that is going through your head. I am not into dating someone that acts more like my parents than a girlfriend. If i have to constantly listen to bickering and whining because I am a few minutes late then you can forget about seeing me that day. I will try to get there in the 10 minutes it normally takes me and if i exceed that time by a buffer of about 2-3 minutes I will just turn around and go home. I would rather spend the night alone than arguing about stupid shit like that.
Tuesday, June 27 2006 @ 05:32 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 127
Fine
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use the word fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes
his is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
Nothing
If you ask her what is wrong and she says "Nothing," this means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "five minutes" and end with the word "fine."
Tuesday, June 27 2006 @ 03:36 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 143
I don't get people. I agree that there are a lot of people out there that are not all there...but why does that effect me? Why do I have to get the shit end of the stick because someone else is a dick to everyone? I have nothing but good intentions when I meet someone new. The key word here is "trust"... Nobody trusts anyone any more because the last person they trusted betrayed them. I like to start out a new friendship/relationship with a clean slate all the time. You start at square 1 and move on from there. The world needs to stop looking at everything in a negative way and just give people a chance sometimes.
You never know if you don't try...
What really gets me are these girls that choose to be with guys that treat them like crap and stay with them. There are plenty of guys out there that will take a girl and treat her like shes the only girl in the world and never do anything wrong to her. I know this girl and I think that she is awesome. If her and I were to get together I doubt that there would be any reason to break up because we just get along so well. I can be around her all day and talk to her all night every damn day and not get tired of her. She just has really bad luck with the guys she dates. Why don't we date? Because I am stupid most likely, but maybe because I am not an asshole... Who knows.
Another thing that's funny is when an ex-girlfriend finally realizes that all the things you had done for her are 10x better than the person she left you for and then that ex decides to confess all this to you. Of course at the time those things seemed meaningless, but they say that you don't know what you have until its gone and well...I was gone long enough to make them realize i guess.
Tuesday, June 27 2006 @ 03:34 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 118
When did what's on the inside stop counting? So many people judge other people by their looks and nothing else. If you are not visually appealing then you are not even worthy of a first chance. Nevrmind a second one... It's like you have to have the best looking person so you can show them off to your friends or something. People aren't cars... It's one thing to pull up in a nice shiny new BMW or Hummer H2, but it's another thing with people. What are you going to do? Go to a party with the best looking person you can find only to show them off to all your friends? Ya, they may look good and make you the talk of the party, but it's when people start talking behind your back about how he/she treats you like crap and is running around cheating on you left and right. Wouldn't it have been better to pick the other person who you know would treat you right instead and be happier? People don't some with warranties and its impossible to have their heads replaced in case of a malfunction. Think about it...
Tuesday, June 27 2006 @ 03:14 PM GMT-5
Contributed by: Rick
Views: 111
I don't get this bullshit. This has been going around MySpace forever now entitled "The Sweetest Thing A Guy Could Do" or something similar. Now let me get this straight... If a guy does this stuff to a girl will she appreciate it? In my experiences, no... This shit is easy to do and every friggen guy out there should be able to do it without any effort. I do this stuff even without reading these stupid posts. Is there a girl out there that appreciates me for doing them? NOPE... To all the ladies that are looking for this guy, you can contact me as soon as you realize that this guy is the one that won't treat you like crap so you shouldn't assume he will and treat him like all your ex-boyfriends should have been.
"The Sweetest Thing A Guy Could Do"
Call her just to hear her voice.
Leave her cute text messages.
Kiss her in front of your friends.
Trust her over everyone else.
Tell her she looks beautiful.
Look her in the eye when you talk to her.
Tell her stupid jokes to make her laugh.
Let her mess with your hair.
Just walk around with her.
Include her in everything you do.
When she crys do whatever to make her smile.
Forgive her for her mistakes.
Look at her like she's the only girl you see.
Tickle her even if she says stop.
When she starts swearing at you tell her you love her.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Get her mad, then kiss her.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up with her all night when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie.
Kiss her forehead.
Write her letters.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she is important.
Let her take all the photos of you she wants. (and let her share)
If she wants to see your webcam show her. *g*
Kiss her in the rain.
And when you fall in love with her, tell her.
And when you do tell her.. Love her like you never loved before.