What do you think Darth Vader smells like?  A few people I asked thought he would smell like either your arm after you remove a cast for the first time or burnt flesh.  I disagree.  He was cleaned up after being burnt and then put into his current suit so the burning flesh smell is probably gone by now.  My opinion...  I think he smells like a brand new DVD player or other electronic device.  Maybe even a hint of leather thrown in there too.

Have you ever gone out and bought something only to find out that you went over your limit and now your bank account has a negative balance?  Whats even worse is that you only went over a couple of dollars, but you now have $30 or more in "Overdraft" fees.  We have all been there once or twice.  To make matters worse, each charge made after you go over is subject to its own fee.  What happened to the days where your card gets declined?  I guess the banks figured that they would save you the embarassment of having your card declined at the register, but figured they would charge you a fee for it.

Finally, someone is cracking down on the unfair dealings like this which are done by banks and credit card companies.  Let's hope the bill passes.

http://money.aol.com/news/articles/_a/government-launches-crackdown-on-unfair/n20080502085509990010

It seems that this dog is not taking any chances.  He sits and prays with his master every day.

Dog 'Prays' at Japanese Zen Temple

Does everything in life have a balance?  For every birth is there a death?  For every marriage is there a divorce?  For every right is there a wrong?  They say that what goes up must come down, but can something actually go up and have something else come down in its place?  This is my thought of the day because i recently got engaged to my girlfriend and we are planning the wedding for next year.  About a week after we started planning our big day I found out that a close friend of mine is now divorced.  Is that just a coincidence or just the way things go??

Why is it that vowels always get the short end of the stick?  Whenever it comes time to abbreviate a word the vowel is always the first one to get kicked out.  They are like the stepchildren of the alphabet.  If I was a vowel I would be pissed.  Especially if I was the letter Y... and sometimes Y my ass.  Not only did Y get sent all the way to the back of the alphabet with Z, but now you are not sure if it is a vowel or not?  Make up your mind.  Y needs to start making cameo appearances in slang words like the letter Z does.  Words like "shizzle" and "heezy" are on the rise so watch out for Y and Z.

This message has been brought to you by the letter Q.  Who, up until recently, was never even on the phone's keypad.

With the fall season here and winter approaching it's time to start bundling up.  That doesn't mean you can't still be sexy though.  Every season has its sexy selection of attire.  In the summer you have the barely there clothing selection which sometimes even seem like too much.  In the Spring and Fall you have the lightly bundled up clothing like, my favorite, the knee high boots and the mid thigh skirts with stockings.  There is just something about an outfit like that which turns me on...  Last, but not least, we have the winter clothing selection.  The "snow bunny" look.  Throw on a snowsuit with some boots and then a down jacket with a furry hood and you got me.  Of course, cuddling by a fireplace in some summer clothing is always fun on a cold snowy day.  ;-)

With that said, let me make one thing clear.  There are many ways to look sexy WITHOUT looking like a slut.  There is no reason why you have to wear summer clothes in the winter and freeze your ass off outside for the sake of fashion.  With a carefully selected wardrobe you can look gorgeous no matter what the weather is like outside.  I am fond of the jeans and t-shirt look or even the jeans and sweater look myself.

Answer this one for me...  Why is it that a girl who wears clothing with writing on her ass or chest gets mad at you for looking at them?  If you don't want me to look at your ass or chest then stop leaving little stories on them.  Plain and simple.  It's not even that people are staring at them.  They are just trying to finish reading the sentence you so kindly displayed on your ass for the world to see. 

Let's be realistic though.  The only reason you would wear clothing like that is to draw attention to yourself because you know you have a nice ass or chest anyways.  So stop playing it up like you are offended and then turn around and increase the tally of how many stares you got that day.

I seriously need to turn this fad into a business.  Maybe call it "Booty Board" or something.  Sell ad space on chests and asses to local businesses.  LMAO.