OK.  This is just plain stupid.  Bill Gates doesn't even have $360 billion in a bank account and this idiot thought that his girlfriend's mother did?  You live in suburban Texas buddy...  He probably thought he was writing a check for $360 million, but didnt know how many zeros were in a million.  LOL.

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/man-tries-to-cash-360-billion-check/20080501212709990002

Haven't you ever heard of a drill?  First of all, a .22 caliber bullet hole WILL NOT be large enough to run the dual wires from a satellite dish anyways so what was this dope thinking?  Secondly, if you MUST shoot a hole through your wall wouldn't you think it would be better to shoot from the inside out?  How dumb can people be?  Next time use a drill buddy.

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1. Be Born Into the Right Family
   Choose your chromosomes wisely. This may seem like ludicrous advice, but actually it isn't. If an heiress is in control of everything, why shouldn't she be in control of who she's born to? You know how everyone always says there are no accidents? Well, I believe you choose who you're born to. And if you do have the misfortune of being born into the wrong family, remember: No one has to know. Airing family laundry is definitely a big no-no for an heiress. You can always reinvent yourself and your lineage if you have to. Half of Park Avenue and Bel Air have. Lineage can be a state of mind.
   
   
2. Have A Great Name
   If you are going to be an heiress, you can't have a normal name, unless you're British. All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there. But in America, you've got to have a name that stands out. I love my name. Paris is my favorite city. And Paris without the P is "heiress," isn't it? In sixth grade, people would make fun of me and call me "France" or "London." Well, I'm going to name my own daughter Paris! An heiress needs to have a glamorous — or a really cute — name. My sister Nicky's name is cute. An heiress's dog also needs to have a cute name. My teacup Chihuahua is named Tinkerbell, so she acts like a Tinkerbell. If you have a cute name, you will act cute. If you have a glam name, you will act glam. It's that simple. Future moms should make a note of that.
   
   I would have to agree with Paris on this one. If you meet a girl named Nikki vs. Nicky 9 times out of 10 Nikki will be the better looking one. Even if you decide to give your daughter a normal name play around with the spelling to make it a hotter version. Traci vs. Tracy, Robyn vs. Robin... If there's a y in the name make it and i and vice versa...
   
   
3. Have Absolutely Flawless Skin, But Don't Fret Over It
   Pile makeup on and never, ever have a breakout. Perfect skin is a birthright, and it means you can never really take a bad photograph. No amount of junk food or Coca-Cola can change your skin. And if, God forbid, it does, have a great makeup artist standing by. It can't hurt.